To the guy who used to be my best friend;
Break up with your girlfriend. She's the reason we never hang out anymore.
To the cashier at Kneaders;
My name isn't hard to spell.
To the cute boy at Kahuku's in Hawaii;
Of course you're attractive. You're a Hanneman.
To my bus driver in kindergarten;
Looking back I wish I told someone you yelled at me for sitting in the front seat.
To My last year's homecoming date;
Im privileged you let me experience something you never could, being heartless and all you'll never know what a broken heart feels like.
To my old yearbook teacher;
you could have stayed. Thanks for ruining yearbook this year.
The the clueless Model Boy who sits 2 seats away from me;
We're going to get married okay?
To my future sheep;
Your name will be Bathsheepah or Baahxter, depending on gender.
To my homecoming date;
Did you really not gather the fact that I was in love with you? No big.
To my old boss;
Of course I didn't want to get paid. I wanted to do 180 hours for free.
To my dad;
I'm sorry I don't live up to your expectations.
To the boy who offered me drugs in 2nd grade;
Thanks for teaching me what dope was. I really hope you changed. I want you to have a good life.
To the man who grabbed me and tried to take me;
Its not necessary for you to see the movie Taken--you experienced it when my dad saw what was happening.
To Sydnie;
You suck at being a best friend. But so do I. I love you!
To the ditz who thinks she's cute;
"She asked me how to spell orange." You and Karen from Mean Girls would get along quite nicely.
To the red-headed jock,
It's nice to see someone smile in their athletic pictures rather than the straight faced serious ones.
To my blog;
I'm sorry I always vent to you.
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