Monday, November 19, 2012

My options for a Future

-live with my parents
-become a brain surgeon
-buy 12 warthogs, 2 llamas, 4 starfish, 22 dogs, and a lamb.
-not be a dental assistant because Obamacare will make the taxes be too high so the expense of dental care will go up and more people want extractions cause they're cheaper so less assistants are needed. Yay America!
-serve a mission
-sail the open sea in a dingy
-become an english teacher
-live on a park bench
-convert myself to the Hare Krishnahs
-blog
-go to college
-get married
-become a mortician
-have my own cooking show
-train my husband the art of llama breeding
-find a cure for cancer
-stalk Jeremy Renner. #creeper
-be a substitute teacher
-sell hotdogs/food on the beaches of Kuai till i have enough money to buy a house
-learn how to snowboard, become an instructor
-be stranded on a desert island with nothing but a comb, animal crackers, and nail clippersand still be able to survive
-sleep forever

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